Fuck Yeah Old People

Because Old People are some of the Coolest People ever.

Coming at you live from Sarasota, Florida, where Fun comes to die.




Today, I was leaving the mall, when i saw this old man, probably about 75 or 80 years old, crossing the street. He was running, and trying to avoid oncoming traffic, and it was simultaneously the most adorable and most heart-breaking thing I have ever witnessed. His shorts were very high. As were his socks.


“ Today while I was at work I was checking cake orders. (I work at a bakery) One of the cakes was decorated red and blue, with a black web on top, with a Spiderman toy on top. The writing said “Happy Birthday Grandpa Gordon” I hope I get cool birthday cakes like that when I’m old. MLIA. MyLifeisAverage.com